Bob Novak's VP Candidate Column

To Friends: I know, it's Novak, but he DOES have credibility...

Kaine: Low charisma!!!
Rendell and Casey are "blood enemies"?
Georgia: "probably unwinnable"?
Where is my Hagel?
Who is Rob Portman?
Crist is getting "married" "erasing one question mark." Oh, sure...
John Warner has not yet endorsed Gilmore which says a lot.
Novak says a lot about N. VA (for you N. VA folks).

Frank replies:

WESLEY CLARK! WHY IS HE NOT ON THE LIST? HOW CAN YOU GET ANYMORE QUALIFIED THAT AN EXPERIENCED GENERAL WHO KNOWS THE DANGERS OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND WHO IS ALSO A RHODES SCHOLAR

Patricia replies:

He screwed up last wk with his comment that being shot down did not qualify McC to be prez. (I agree wi. him, as I think many do; however, it, in effectuality (?), lost him the veep seat!)

Wait, there's more! Developing story...

Where is Tennessee governor Phil Bredesen? Left off list! Tennessee has shot itself in the foot again. But it's got guns, and now, plenty of volunteers with nothing to do.

Oh yeah? Fred Thompson! Left off list! Maybe because he's hibernating in the Tennessee woods?

But Al Gore is on. Right on, volunteers, right on! They may have something to do, after all.

Frank replies:

That's ridiculous. Clark is by far the most qualified. That's not a screw up! Who could quarrel with that comment? Getting shot down doesn't qualify you for being commander-in-chief.