Overheard at the U.S. Department of Education

“Whatcha think about the new secretary of education?”

“You know a new secretary has never made a bit of difference around here. As a matter of fact, no one, not any superintendent anywhere, has ever made a difference in improving urban schools anywhere.”

“No!”

“Yes, it’s true.”

“I’d say there was a story in that somewhere.”

“Oh, really? Then why don’t you write one?”