Cartoon Idea: Democratic VP Choices on Stage

Idea submitted on posting to New York Times August 22, 2008:

Setting: A stage of "Miss America" beauty contestants who are the Democratic VP contenders, standing in bathing suits and drawn proportionately (ht., weight, age, etc.); Obama in suit and tie is crowning the winner who is ? Contestants have their sashes crisscrossing their chests with

Bayh: "Mr. Indiana"
Hillary: "I AM Hillary"
Biden: "Mr. Foreign Policy"
Kaine: "Mr. Virginia" and "Mr. South"
Richardson: "Mr. Latino" and "Mr. West"
Nunn: "Mr. Georgia" and First Runner-Up, "Mr. South"

Who else?
Caption: "There S/He (finally) is..."