The GingRICH who stole Romney's Christmas...cartoon idea

No one's done this yet?

There he is, Santy GingRICH, dressed in red and white Santa apparel with a big bag of money and maps of Iowa slung on his back, trying to stuff himself down the chimney on top of a huge mansion (Romney's house) with the scene below inside the house at the hearth with dirt and soot coming from the fireplace while Romney stands in his p.j.s. beside the Christmas tree, anxiously awaiting Santa Claus's entry, wringing his hands and asking himself: "What is Santa Claus bringing me this year?"

Back to the roof: Beside the sleigh up on the roof (ho! ho! ho!) with GingRICH are his newest, best pals, Herman, Sarah, Michele dressed as elves, jumping up and down, screaming "Hurry up, Santa GingRICH, we don't have much time. Next stop: Iowa!"

Falling off the roof into the snow is, of course, Guvnor (sic) Perry, and desperately trying to crawl back on the roof is Jon Huntsman. Where is Ron Paul? Stuck in the snow and screaming something. Ditto Trump.

Maybe this is two cartoon ideas.

Illustration from hartlynkids.blogspot.com

Cartoon idea: The Mountain of Cash (Before and After)

BEFORE:

Standing on a plateau on a big mountain top composed of dollars spewing everywhere are the rich people lolling around their swimming pools, jetting here and there, bedecked in their jewels, wrapped in fur, slurping drinks, shopping at the “high end” shops, driving fancy cars.

Holding them up “down below” inside the mountain with their cash infusions are the poor middle class people working hard at cash registers, assembling cars, taking food orders and dry-cleaning, standing in line to spend their precious dollars at low-end shops, driving trucks

AFTER: The rich are frantic, pulling their hair out, beads of sweat everywhere on their mountain plateau. Gone are the jewels, the furs, the jets because: “down below,” the mountain crumbles: The poor and middle class stand in lines waiting for food boxes. Their cash to support the rich class’ way of life has disappeared and along with it, the rich, now engulfed by the cashless monster

With apologies to Johnny Rivers and Charley Pride:

Standin' on a mountain lookin' down on a city
The way I feel is a doggone pity
Teardrops fallin' down the mountain side
Many times I've been here, many times I've cried
We used to be so happy when we were awash
High on a mountain of cash

Mountain of cash, the mountain of cash
You should be ashamed
You used to be my mountain of cash
But you just changed your game

Way down below there's a half a million people
Somewhere there's a bank with a lot of bankers weepin’
Inside the bank, there's an altar filled with dollars
Courthouse bells are ringin' and they should've been all ours
That's why I'm so upset, my dream is gone so fast
High on your mountain of cash

Night after night I'm a-standin' in the cold
Cryin’ out for you, I’ve never been so old
Prayin' you're not hungry and you'll buy something quick
Hopin' just by chance that you won’t call me a ----
Trying hard to find you somewhere in the mash
High on my mountain of cash

Mountain of cash, the mountain of cash
You should be ashamed
You used to be my mountain of cash
But you just changed my game

Eugene Robinson: Clinton Flak

Say it ain’t so, Eugene!

Say I misread the column yesterday and it was not written by you, but it was actually a paid ad which found its way to the Post’s op-ed page. It read like one.

“Only” 13 donors gave the Clinton Foundation $10 million or more. Only 13? Like you wrote: "Hey, times are tough." Poor Bill; poor Hill. What's a body to do?

Your own newspaper on the front page and others raised concerns about this special, conflicting self-interest relationship.

Is this the way it will be during the Obama administration? Pandering to the cabinet? The Harvard-educated, "lily white" in everything but color, elitist cabinet?

Let's see...hmmmm...the taxpayers give to the government. The government gives to Freddie. The government gives to Citi. Citi raises interest rates on the taxpayers. Freddie gives to Bill. Citi give to Bill. Bill gives to Bill! What goes around comes around; is that it?

Why aren't thousands screaming? Is it because, once again, "our representatives" sit with their hands out and receive some more and reap what they can from the coffers of the taxpayers?

Cartoon idea: Hillary is seated at a round table in a tent with a map of the Middle East behind her. Guards stand nearby. There are papers on the table. She is wearing a skirted suit and flashing a big grin from ear to ear. Seated with her is a sheik wearing wraparound sunglasses, sandals, white head dress and long white robe covering his entire body except for hands and face, and a sword is affixed to his cloth robe belt. He looks rather glum as he handles some of the scattered papers on the table.

Hillary says: “Yes, Chic (sic), I think I can arrange a meeting for you with President Obama.”

Below the table is a serpent with the head of Bill Clinton wrapped around her legs holding dollar bills in his teeth.

Cartoon Idea: John McCain on the Mountain Top

Cartoon idea being born...DING DING DING...McCain in Middle East wearing sunglasses and hat, standing on Pakistan/Afghanistan mountainous border, in shirt sleeves with aides, Rudi (and mt. goats) standing around, surrounded by troops loaded wi. rifles and helmets... saying something like "Where are we? What time is it?" Then he could be saying something really profound like "After we send troops to India to finish off the Taliban, we'll send a brigade to South Korea to battle the axle (sic) of evil" or some nonsense.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain stands Barack Obama in all his glory tour with a halo above him and saying...saying...you finish it...